Saturday, 16 May 2015

Hash #175 - 4th Annual Whiner's Hash

WHAT: Hash #175 - 4th Annual Whiner's Hash
WHEN: Saturday, May 23 at Casa Marin in Camino Lo Abarca (
HOSTS: Sir Sump Pump & FInger in the Dyke
HARES: Sir Sump Pump & FInger in the Dyke
TIME: Round-trip private limo bus from Flannery’s Pub in Providencia at 11:00 (ARRIVE AT 10:45AM)
Arriving from Encomenderos 83 in Los Condes to Casa Marin around 12:30 to a beautiful world Class Winery on the Coast
Circle starts at 1:00, so if you like to pre lube, feel free to do so
COST: $15.500 with transport (US$26 trough Paypal), $10.500 if you drive yourself.

Bring: pruning shears, sunblock, water, hats, your drinking face.

- Party bus, starting at Flannery's.

- Taus Bräus Ale during trip and at the hash.

-A fabulous trail around the vineyard, which will lead us to where we will all be picking our special row of grapes! (Extreme Late Harvest!).

-A lively, and imaginative Circle of Down Downs, with grape stomping and beer.

- A special array of discounts to buy and taste these world class wines at a hash-negotiated price (well worth the price of admission alone).

- Guaranteed SEX (either with someone else, or by yourself).

- Safe journey back to Santiago, as the bus departs at 19:30 to go back to Flannery’s about 21:00.

- An orgasmic array of 5 star foods with meat, seafood, and vegetarian options custom designed for us by the winery's world-class chef .

- Empanada de pino from Lo Abarca: dough filled with a seasoned mixture of ground beef, onions, raisins, black olives and hard boiled eggs.

- Roasted ribs: pork ribs barbecue.

- Chilean salad: tomato, onions and coriander.

- Mix of salads: tomatoes, avocados, corn, peas, artichokes, olives, lettuces.

- Accompaniment: baked potatoes with olive oil and rosemary, and rice.

- Semola con leche: semolina pudding with cinnamon and caramel sauce.

Besides the lunch, you can drink your own beer! If people are interested in drinking the best whites from Chile, they can be purchased for $2.500 per glass.

All this and more for the ridiculously low price of 15.500.

If you like to drive yourself (crazy), remember the price goes down to 10.500.

To reserve a spot please confirm your participation to including your contact details.

Available payment options are bank transfer, paypal or if you prefer cash we'll meet next Wednesday May 20 at 20:00 in Fiddlers Irish Bar, near metro Manuel Montt.

On on!...

Monday, 4 May 2015

Hash #174 - Old and in the Way

Sir Acting Semen has made his way around the sun again. To celebrate, he is generously offering us the use of his rooftop quincho for a hash on Saturday.

What: Hash #174 - Old and In the Way!
When: Saturday May 9th at 1pm
Where: Blanco Encalada 1771, depto 1715. Metro Toesca.
Hosts: Sir Acting Semen and Mariachi Mansterbator
Hares: TBD
How Much: $4.000 gets you in, gets you beer and choripan.
What to Bring:
- extra food
- extra libations
- sunblock
- water
- veggie food & non-alcoholic bevs if you're so inclined. We don't judge, and we do eat.

Hash #175 on May 23rd will be at Viña Casa Marin. We'll take a party bus, run through the vineyard, and eat a special dinner.

Start saving your pesos now to reserve your spot on the party bus and at the hash. Price is TBD(about 25 lukas).